Redneck Thanksgiving

It’s a Redneck Thanksgiving, If…

You’ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a ping pong table.

Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.

You’ve ever re-used a paper plate.

You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say ‘Cool Whip’ on the side.

You’ve ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

Your turkey platter is an old hubcap.

Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.

Your stuffing secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.

Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.

You have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.

The directions to your house include “turn off the paved road.”

You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.

Your secret family recipe is illegal.

You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.

[From Miss Cellania]

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